Eat This Comedy | Metro Pizza

Eat This Comedy – Pizza, Laughs & a $100 Joke-Off!

Join us Thursday, May 1 at 6 PM at Metro Pizza Northwest for Eat This Comedy—a night of unlimited pizza, cold drinks, and hot laughs! Your ticket includes an all-you-can-eat pizza and salad buffet, a complimentary drink, and a stand-up show hosted by Jason Harris, featuring Mary Upchurch, Steven Roberts, and magician Dave Johnson. Think you're funny? Enter the Joke-Off for a shot at a $100 Metro Pizza gift card. Come for the food, stay for the funny!

What is Eat This Comedy?

Eat This Comedy is a one-of-a-kind event created by comedian Jason Harris, combining his passion for food and stand-up into an unforgettable night. Guests enjoy an all-you-can-eat feast featuring pizzas, salads, and more from the legendary Metro Pizza, followed by a hilarious live comedy show right in the dining room. It’s the perfect mashup of great food and big laughs—served fresh and funny!

General Admission – Eat This Comedy Night

Pizza! Salad! Beer! Laugh! Repeat! Join us for the first-ever comedy show at Metro Pizza Northwest! For $80, enjoy all-you-can-eat pizza and salad, a complimentary drink, and a night of unforgettable comedy featuring top-notch performers. Come hungry, come ready to laugh—one ticket, everything included!

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